In no particular order…
~I miss him…
~Why are people, especially women, so quick to give relationship advice when their own situations are jacked up?
~Sometimes you reach a point when you just have to let go and not look back
~I resent being made to feel guilty for moving forward
~This grad school thing is no joke
~Sallie.Mae needs to backthefuggup, my loans are in deferment dammit!
~My family needs to have our own reality TV show
~Why do the eggs in Egg McMuffins look like that?
~How come when you eat Chinese takeout, you’re full but then a half hour later you’re ready to throw down again
~How come when I drunk dial/text I have no problem finding the numbers, but when I’m sober I can’t seem to find them in my cellphone?
~My officemate needs to take a fuggin shower, he smells like hot pepper, tuna, and cheese
~My boss needs to take his ass somwhere with this mess, otherwise he’s gonna see this stilleto come off my foot and land squarely in his eye
~It felt good to show the muscleheaded jackasses at the gym that I’m in just as good of shape as they are–but I can be feminine about mine. Yep, a thick chick can run miles and not pass out!
~I love teaching tap. For a part-time thing, it’s so satisfying. My students make it worthwhile
~I’m so proud of my girls, they won 4 first place and 2 second place trophies in their last 6 competitions
~How come people fail to realize they need to clean the tops of their cars off too? It’s NOT cute to have a sheet of ice come flying at your windshield from the car in front of you when you’re going 70 on the Beltway
~Even though it’s a sad occasion, I’m looking forward to seeing my mommy and stepdaddy this weekend
~I’m happy he volunteered to come show his support for the funeral
~How come on my new iron, there’s a warning label that says the product may get hot?
~Why do shoe sizes differ from country to country? Why do I wear a 10 here, a 42 in Europe, a 26 in Japan, a 7.5 in the UK, etc etc??? It’s so confusing to buy sneakers from websites based in other countries, and I was lost when I tried to buy shoes in Paris and London
~How come when you’re involved with someone, all kinds of people start coming out of the woodwork? Where were they before??
~My godson is the cutest lil thing. I can’t believe he’s going to be 2 soon
~Pantyhose are the debil!
~My birthday is in 20 days, not counting today (That would be March 7), so feel free to start your shopping lol
~Why is Maryland so ass-backwards when it comes to snow removal?
~I wish I was back home in NY today. They got 2 feet of snow overnight. I miss real snow
~I haven’t gotten to go skiing yet this winter. BOOO
~I need to do some damn work…