Do people give a thought to what kind of car they have when they’re buying rims? 22 inch rims in steel grey don’t look right on a seafoam green Corolla.
There is a place up the street from our place that allows you to rent to own your rims, and it is always packed in there. It’s a damn shame when there’s a Rent-A-Center version of Pimp My Ride. Ladies, make sure your man is up to date with his payments, you wouldn’t want to be out with him and he gets his rims reposessed.
What happened in LL Cool J’s life that he went from “Rock the Bells” and “Around the Way Girl” to being a wanna be fitness guru?
Is the state of the black man really that jacked up? I’ve had 3 different people ask me if D is black because they’ve never heard of a black man actually wanting to get married.
Some women need to realize that just because it’s made in their size doesn’t mean they should wear it. Not every outfit flatters every body shape. Especially when your body is shaped like Swamp Thing.
I’m ready to melt every pair of those plastic Crocs shoes in existence. They are not cute unless paired with medical scrubs.
My mom told me that she’s going up to the casino on the Reservation about 100 miles from her house this weekend. But not to gamble. She’s going to buy cheap, tax-free cigarettes. Umm. Damn mama.
Is it really okay for strangers to tell me that I remind them of a Kid Sister Doll? I guess it is, because a bunch of people at work, who I don’t even know have said that to me while waiting for food in the cafeteria. What the hell does that mean anyway?
Two of my friends are going to get boob jobs and butt implants together (they didn’t invite me along cuz I have too much, lol). Am I supposed to send a get well card? What should it say??
Congratulations on your new tits and azz! Get well soon. Hope you don’t get scars and strech marks!
I heard Monica and Brandy “The Boy is Mine” this morning and I got almost kinda sad. Brandy could have done so much with her life. But here’s the video anyway:
Have a great weekend!!