Friday Foolishness

Do people give a thought to what kind of car they have when they’re buying rims? 22 inch rims in steel grey don’t look right on a seafoam green Corolla.

There is a place up the street from our place that allows you to rent to own your rims, and it is always packed in there. It’s a damn shame when there’s a Rent-A-Center version of Pimp My Ride. Ladies, make sure your man is up to date with his payments, you wouldn’t want to be out with him and he gets his rims reposessed.

What happened in LL Cool J’s life that he went from “Rock the Bells” and “Around the Way Girl” to being a wanna be fitness guru?

Is the state of the black man really that jacked up? I’ve had 3 different people ask me if D is black because they’ve never heard of a black man actually wanting to get married.

Some women need to realize that just because it’s made in their size doesn’t mean they should wear it. Not every outfit flatters every body shape. Especially when your body is shaped like Swamp Thing.

I’m ready to melt every pair of those plastic Crocs shoes in existence. They are not cute unless paired with medical scrubs.

My mom told me that she’s going up to the casino on the Reservation about 100 miles from her house this weekend. But not to gamble. She’s going to buy cheap, tax-free cigarettes. Umm. Damn mama.

Is it really okay for strangers to tell me that I remind them of a Kid Sister Doll? I guess it is, because a bunch of people at work, who I don’t even know have said that to me while waiting for food in the cafeteria. What the hell does that mean anyway?

Two of my friends are going to get boob jobs and butt implants together (they didn’t invite me along cuz I have too much, lol). Am I supposed to send a get well card? What should it say??
Congratulations on your new tits and azz! Get well soon. Hope you don’t get scars and strech marks!

I heard Monica and Brandy “The Boy is Mine” this morning and I got almost kinda sad. Brandy could have done so much with her life. But here’s the video anyway:

Have a great weekend!!

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16 thoughts on “Friday Foolishness

  1. LOL.. girl that was great.

    on the ‘Rent-a-Rim’…that’s soooo not funny, because SEE what black people spend money on..FOOLISHNESS, that’s why Bill Cosby said the things he said. I remember growing up around the P.J.’s and allll the kids would be decked OUT come Easter, but YOU LIVE IN THE PROJECTS… WHY are you spending hundreds of dollars on Coogie outfits… BECAUSE YOU’RE FOOLS!

    LL Coo J, I guess like so many other stars stress over WHAT the heck am I going to do when I can’t do what I’ve done anymore…LOL. He’s always been a pretty fit dude, so I guess that was a natural switch.

    Yeah…Black men have got to get it together, but I think there a LOT of them who want to get married, but Black women are kinda hard on our brothers…we don’t give them enough credit. I LOVE YOU BROTHA’S…LOL. (in case you’ve got them reading…lol)

    OH MY GOODNESS…LOL. on the melting those shoes…WHHHYYYYYYY… are people wearing them like they’re the HOTTEST thing off the runway… and just as much laughter on the boob/butt jobs…AMAZING. on…YEAH, get them some ballons…but they’re about to have their own…lol. SORRY!

  2. UMMM were they spinning LOL let me stop

    DANG Brandy went from that and I wanna be down to actually be down on her luck that is…I tell ya…I’ll continue to pray for her

    UMMM yea a Black man actually wanting to focus on one woman is insane (I gasp sarcastically lol)

    I tell ya….

    Have a great weekend!!!!

  3. “Is the state of the black man really that jacked up? I’ve had 3 different people ask me if D is black because they’ve never heard of a black man actually wanting to get married.”
    Sad, but true. I thought he was black, but I can see how others were confused.

  4. Happy Friday!!! My 1st time here, I’ll be back :-)…Especially interested in hearing what message you decided to include in the plastic surgery card 🙂

  5. LMAO @ “‘I’m ready to melt every pair of those plastic Crocs shoes in existence. They are not cute unless paired with medical scrubs.”

    **Girl you bring the matches and I’ll bring the gasoline**–I hate those damn shoes with a passion and couldn’t agree with you more that the only thing one MIGHT be able to get away with wearing them with are some medical scrubs.

    ROTFLMAO @ “Not every outfit flatters every body shape.– Especially when your body is shaped like Swamp Thing”.–Girl now dat ain’t even right….

    SCRATCH THAT–YES THE HELL IT IS!!! **Somebody needs to let em’ know**

    BTW, ain’t nothing wrong with your mama going 100 miles from home to get some cheap/tax free cigarettes. I suppose if I smoked, I’d wanna do the same daggone thing. Cigarettes are expensive as hell–but wait a minute is she drivin’??– cuz so is gas LOL.

    Have a good weekend lady! That was a hilarious post!! 😀

  6. I am so damn mad about the rent to own your rims spot!!!!! I bet all kinds of child support payments are up in that place….a mess!!!

    Have a great weekend!

  7. We got those rent your rims places too. But I was to through when I saw a place to rent grills for your mouth. They are out-of-order!

    Croc..never knew the name of them. Those are the ugliest shoes. They are even in kids’ sizes.

  8. Wow. I just encountered the rent-a-rims joint when I got to Houston.

    I’m speechless.

    I wish… Oh never mind. That ain’t happening.

  9. “I’m ready to melt every pair of those plastic Crocs shoes in existence. They are not cute unless paired with medical scrubs.”

    Agreed! Crocs were made for wearing while gardening…not to wear, period. If I wanted to get into gardening (thinking about it) I’d get a pair, but I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing them beyond the garden soil!

    I saw some girl wearing them today. She had a weird shape (large on top with smaller legs) and was wearing skinny mom jeans (ack! She was only a teenager, too!) cuffed, a short-sleeved plaid shirt and pink crocs. Looked really silly.

  10. NOT the t&a implants… wow… why is everyone pimpin out corollas now? that’s actually NOT pimpin. rent and roll is horrendous. worse is their jingle. they drive me bananas poppin up all over the country. i think they’re following me. ugh. crocs make me vomit. i need ll to understand that he is a seriously grown man. STOP dressing like a teenager!! you and your children shouldn’t shop in the same teenybopper stores!!

  11. Those Rent-a-Rim places are so sad. Our priorities as a people need to be straightened up.

    Brandy and Monica were on top of the teen pop world before Hurricanes Britney and Christina jacked their swagger. I’m praying for Brandy to get through and be strong, and I’m just praying for Monica’s crazy behind period.

    **Small Voice: I own a pair of black and yellow crocs**

    When I first saw them, I thought who would wear those oooglay-ass shoes? But they are very comfortable, good knock-around shoes, so I eventually succumbed to peer pressure. When I lived in Florida, they were perfect for the beach.

  12. “There is a place up the street from our place that allows you to rent to own your rims”

    *dead*

    If you need to finance rims them maybe you don’t need them.

    I’m sick of seeing “tore up” bodies in spandex too. I tell you, American food is the devil.

  13. I hope your friend getting the implants are not getting a buy one set get the other one free deal. Let us know how the surgery turns out.

  14. I almost died when I read about the “rent to own” rims. Thats pathetic.

    I own a 95 Corolla, and my insurance company asked me if it was tricked out. I said, “who would trick out a 12 year old Corolla??” She said a lot of people do, because its cheap!
    LMAOOO
    Man, I dont even hubcaps! Ahahahaha!
    I am planning on getting that car washed soon, though, lol.

    L

  15. T,

    I am sorry that people actually would ask you that about D. I’m not just sorry, it disappoints me.

    I think of good brothers like D, and TTBM, and so many others that are married and take care of and protect their families, and I am saddened by the fact that so many people can’t get it throught their heads that we black men are still out there taking care of business like we are supposed to… and we have been doing it for hundreds of years.

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