This is how things went for me today and how they happen pretty much every morning:
Wake up late as hell
Say "Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!!" a few times
Spin around in circles like Taz trying to get showered, etc
Get dressed lightning speed, likely snagging pantyhose along the way. Wishing I looked as put together as this chick
Drive 100 mph to the train station and pray I don't get pulled over.
Hop on the train. Stuff myself into the only available seat, that's too small for a child, let alone my full-grown self
Thank God I wore flats as I sprint from my train stop to my office 4 blocks away
Get to work and do this right here.